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The Story of La Bruja

Many generations ago there was a troll of a man named Wayland that lived in a shack next to the swamp with his family.


He was vile, dishonest and extremely lazy.


Because of this no one wanted to work with him. 


One time a processing plant that was a few towns over hired him to transport barrels of waste to a treatment facility for disposal.  


Wayland loaded the barrels onto his pick-up truck, drove straight home and dumped them in the woods next to his shack, a decision that would drastically impact the area in the future.


Even with all of his bad traits, he was one of the better Bush Lads, which is how people mockingly referred to him and his kin.


Everyone knew to stay clear of them. They were mean and nasty and most of them would gut you just for looking at them.


After several decades of exposure to the toxic waste the Bush Lads began to mutate.


One of them mutated differently than the rest. She was able to do things that normal people can't do. 


On account of her unexplainable abilities, she was nicknamed La Bruja (The Witch).


One Halloween, when she was barely a teenager, she was at the circus and a clown snuck up on her and scared her.


She screamed and fell backwards. Everyone started laughing and pointing at La Bruja as she sat on the ground with the clown taunting her.


This infuriated her and she screamed, "DON'T LOOK AT ME!!".


Out of nowhere a deep fog rolled in. Then the screaming began as the once cheerful clowns began massacring everyone.


During the commotion La Bruja ran into the forest, and never came back out.


It is rumored that she still haunts the forest and at the beginning of every Halloween season she casts a spell that releases her hordes of terrifying monstrosities into the woods.


This October be cautious when walking through the haunted trails or you could run into the undead or the Bush Lads. Or if you’re really unlucky, La Bruja and her twisted clowns.


Do you have what it takes to survive The Haunt?       

The Haunted Hike takes you through the graveyard where La Bruja casts her spell. 


Be on the lookout for the vile creatures and the undead that infest the woods. 


The Tormented Trail leads past the toxic dump that the Bush Lads call home. They were scary before they mutated, now they’re absolutely terrifying. Avoid them at all costs.


If at any point you cross paths with La Bruja, no matter what happens, DO NOT look at her.


Those that do are cast into the Psycho Path, where they are terrorized by her evil clowns.



DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are the products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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